Top10Reasons

Top 10 reasons why

Karaoke

Sucks!

By now, you should know how bad karaoke sucks.

Well, let's just go over some things again...

10. It gives bad singers the false impression that they can sing.

9. It gives good singers the false impression that someone that counts will hear them and give them the break they are looking for. This keeps them from getting a real break in the music industry!

8. It hurts our ears! Noise pollution!!

7. It gives people the false impression that they are cool. Karaoke is N-O-T cool!

6. It keeps people from getting a life.

5. Karaoke takes away peoples self respect by making a-s-s-e-s of themselves.

4. Not only is it torture to be forced to listen to no-talent singers, but it makes it even more horrible when the Karaoke version of a song differs from the original cut. Will the humiliation ever cease?

3. Because the mic stinks with other peoples skanky breath.

2. A person can't just walk into a bar these days for a quiet drink and an old country song. Instead, their ears are subjected to what would be the equivalent to "Cletus the Karaoke Singing Jackass" on crack. Just say no Cletus! Just say no!

1. The number one reason why Karaoke sucks is....

Karaoke deprives live bands, comedians and other entertainers of work by providing a cheap sub-standard replacement for real talent!

There you have it.

We know there are many more reasons why Karaoke sucks. If you want to voice your opinion and give us a reason why you think Karaoke sucks, write to us here and tell us about it. If we like your reasons, we might just put them on our list! We want to hear from you!

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